Asset
Possessions, properties, and maybe that sofa you inherited from your grandmother.
Autonomous Vehicle
A car that drives itself, no human driver needed. You just have to sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride, hands-free.
Asset Allocation
The exhausting process of deciding whether to spend your money on a trip to Bali, a new gadget, or just save it for that “emergency” that never seems to happen.
Awareness
The elusive goal of making people care about your brand.
Asset Depreciation
The gradual fade from shiny new to old and less valuable – like watching your car lose worth the minute you drive it off the lot.
Asset Management
Strategically organizing and handling everything a company owns to ensure nothing is just gathering dust.
Assisted Conversion
When your friend convinces you to buy something, and only later do you realize you’ve been skillfully manipulated into it, but hey, at least you got the discount.
Async
A magical way to work where everyone pretends they’re in the same meeting.
Asynchronous Programming
The coding style that says, ‘No need to wait for me, I’ll catch up!’ – perfect for multitasking.
Attribution model
The complex art of figuring out which ad or campaign gets credit for the sale, like trying to decide which child deserves a trophy for cleaning the living room when nobody actually did it.