Split Testing
Comparing two versions of a webpage or ad to see which one performs better. Split testing lets you pit option A against option B, measuring what works best with real users. It’s trial by fire, helping you learn what clicks without guessing.
Startup
A scrappy, high-risk company looking to disrupt a market and hopefully make it big. Startups live fast and innovate faster, trying to turn a great idea into a successful business before the runway runs out. Think of them as the rebels of the business world, always one pivot away from a breakthrough or bust.
Synergy
The elusive “1 + 1 = 3” magic that happens when things click perfectly. Synergy means making partnerships and teamwork stronger than they’d ever be alone. Get it right, and everything moves like clockwork; get it wrong, and it’s just awkward and confusing.
Sprint
A set period (usually 1-4 weeks) where a team dives into specific tasks to hit a project goal. Sprints keep the pace up and the focus tight, moving projects along in bite-sized chunks. It’s like working in turbo mode, with clear goals and a finish line in sight.
Static Code Analysis
A pre-launch code review process that sniffs out bugs, security issues, or style violations before they can wreak havoc. Static code analysis is the friend who points out typos before you hit “send”—it saves you from public slip-ups without needing to run the code.
Synthetic Biology
The sci-fi side of science where bio meets tech to create totally new organisms and systems. Synthetic biology is re-engineering nature to solve big problems—from clean energy to disease cures. It’s like hacking biology, taking control of evolution, and designing life with a purpose.
Sprint Backlog
The curated list of “we’ll actually get this done” tasks that a team commits to tackling in a sprint. It’s not just a to-do list; it’s the best-of-the-best lineup for hitting your goals on time. When managed right, it’s a roadmap; when managed wrong, it’s just wishful thinking.
Status Report
The (hopefully) brief summary of where things stand on a project—what’s done, what’s next, and what’s in the way. A good status report keeps stakeholders informed without burying them in detail, giving them just enough to stay up-to-date without bogging them down in minutiae.
Sprint Planning
The meeting where everyone figures out what the team can realistically achieve in the upcoming sprint. Sprint planning sets the tone, priorities, and goals so there’s no (or at least less) chaos later. Think of it as the pep talk and the strategy huddle all in one.
Stock Option
Your golden ticket to some ownership and the chance to cash in big if the company crushes it. Stock options let you buy shares at a set price, so if things take off, you’re not just along for the ride—you’re making bank. If things go south? Well, at least you tried.